- I live with my dad Eric and mom Marianne in NYC in their apartment. (Some people think I live at Mood 24/7; nope!)
- I have a microchip implanted in me just in case.
- My favorite toys are squeaky toys because they’re fun to rip to shreds.
- Don’t be surprised if you visit Mood on a rainy or snowy day and I’m not there. I hate rain and snow and I call in sick on those days.
- In the summertime, I like to float in the pool. Not swim, just float.
- I’m always flattered when customers want to take their pictures with me.
- I actually don’t mind when the Mood staff dresses me up in ridiculous outfits and makes me pose for photos. Even when they dress me like a girl.
- This past June I turned 6.
- I like to sleep under the covers.
- Filet mignon is my favorite food. I could eat it every day.
- Between noon and 3 p.m. I like to hang out in the staff lunchroom. I always volunteer to recycle any lunch leftovers.
- But my dad keeps telling the Mood employees to stop feeding me. He says I’m getting fat. I disagree.
- Speaking of being called fat, Season 11 Project Runway designers Michelle and Amanda are in the doghouse because they said I was chubby on national TV.
- Tim Gunn is my fashion mentor and friend in real life. Also, his face tastes good.
- My dream is to have a Project Runway spinoff show all about me.
- Hopefully the producers have forgotten that I ate a boom mic in Season 5.
- When I was a puppy, I chewed off all the buttons on the bottom shelf at Mood.
- My favorite spot to sleep at Mood is on the floor in Aisle 3, next to the silk shantung.
- I’m a friendly kind of guy, but if I sense a customer might be afraid of dogs I go sit behind the register.
- I can ride the elevator all by myself.
- I keep it under control when famous people visit the store and want to meet me. Hey, I understand what it’s like to be a celebrity.
- Mood employees fight over who gets to walk me. Aww, guys, I love you all!
- New York City’s dog parks are my favorite places to hang.
- I’ve lived in NYC since I was a young pup and I love this town. When I need a break from the hustle and bustle, though, I visit my grandparents on Long Island.
- North Shore Animal League is my favorite charity.
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I love you Swatch! You’re too cute!!! I think it’s funny you like the taste of Tim Gunn’s face! I have a dog, Lucky, who is a full-sized Pomeranian, so you must know I love all dogs! I wish I could come meet you in person! Maybe someday.
Swatch, you’re too cute! And you’re not fat– you’re curvy! 😉
I LOVE YOU SWATCH.
Next to Tim Gunn, my favorite thing about PR is a Swatch sitting on the show. Someday… maybe a personal sitting in the store. I can dream. Used to visit NYC every spring, but then the economy went south.
*siting! Stupid autocorrect.
Swatch, Great job on the blog!
Swatch, you are adorable! You aren’t fat! You are fluffy!
Swatch should make a surprise visit to the work room or the runway.
So adorable!
-amy (www.thatssewamy.com)